Yeah dude, I get it. You are a "normal guy," just like us. Except you wear super expensive suit jackets while walking in black and white commercials with classical music playing. I get it. You are rich and awesome, and you want to tell us stupid folks why we should buy your company's stuff because you got into a cab (with your laptop).
Dude, hire some fat putz or a dorky guy like Verizon has to hawk your wares, because you are reaching towards the ULTIMATE FAIL. Rich folk don't use Sprint, they already have Iphones, and poor folk don't go for the "hey look at me I'm super rich and pretending to be normal while walking the streets of NYC" spiel.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY. You're starting to piss me off. I'm trying to watch Family Guy.
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